Because completely indulgent laziness is the best kind of pampering there is.
And the only muscles moving during these treatments are being moved around (and unkinked) by someone else IN YOUR OWN HOME. *Holds for gasps*
Wondering how to do it? Just book an appointment from bed. Yep, you can get an expert massage and kickass nail art done without even leaving the house or changing out of your PJs.
We’ll take every open appointment you have, please.
Knock knock: It’s a massage at your door. With Soothe, you can have a 5-star therapist come directly to you — no effort needed. They’re available to come to you any day of the week, any time of day from 8am to midnight, and they’ll even come on holidays (for some de-stressing after dealing with the family). And the best part? You can schedule in advance, or they’ll come to you within an hour. It’s like our most impossible dream has finally come true — instant relaxation with the click of a button.
2. LA MOBILE MASSAGE
LA Mobile Massage is for the busiest of busy bees in the Los Angeles area. There’s no travel required (meaning no need to sit on the 405 for hours), because these exceptionally qualified therapists will come to you. Choose from a Swedish massage or deep tissue, a hot basalt stone massage, or even a couples massage for a special night in with your lady or fella. Plus, they offer corporate massages, so if you’re ever feeling tense at the office, book a mini-vacation for you and all of your coworkers… Just make sure to call dibs.
When you’re featured on Kylie Jenner’s app, you know you’re a legit nail artist. And if you’ve ever scrolled through Ashley’s (aka AstroWifey) Instagram, you’ll see that she’s totally nailed the craft. She’s always ahead of manicure trends — we’re ob-SESSED with her marble designs — and her ability to make nails look like actual art is seriously impressive. She even did a Shamrock Shake design with McDonalds… Big time. If you’re in Chicago, AstroWifey is a definite must.
4. NOTABLE NAILS
Not only is Melissa an amazing nail artist, but when you sit down in her chair, she’ll instantly become one of your best friends (seriously, she’s the best). She offers everything from classic manicures, to gel polishes, to express manis that are perfect for the lady who needs a fresh coat of polish on her lunch break. We suggest trying some nail embellishment — Melissa’s nail design skills are A+ for real. Also, look at her a-freaking-mazingly cute pup. We’re in love.